Sunday, April 18, 2010

Sucking Off Taz

by Misti Rainwater-Lites

His real name was Russell Boyle III but there isn't anything cool about that name so he went by Taz. I doubt he's still alive. We met at the Job Corps in Tahlequah, Oklahoma in 1994. I was 21 and he was 19. To reward him for writing badly misspelled rhyming poetry for me and sharing his weed with me I sucked him off on the back of a school bus on the way back to campus after playing Putt Putt Golf stoner style in Muskogee (we threw the putts in the water and made out behind the waterfall). His cum tasted like pickle juice. He dumped me a couple of weeks later. I was so distraught I hitchhiked to Los Angeles with a friend.

Misti Rainwater-Lites writes a lot of good shit. Her first official full-length poetry collection, Sloppy Mouth, will be available from American Mettle Books in May 2010. The name of Misti's blog is
Ubiquitous Dandelion. The strangest place Misti has ever masturbated is in the Mommy Room at the T-Mobile call center in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

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