Hi. Thank you for your Interest in Sleep. Snort. Fuck.
We want the stuff that you write when you are really horny or sad or on drugs. We want the stuff that you write and are embarrassed by, silently wondering if you're a pervert. We want the stuff that cracked you up or made you masturbate or cry or overeat after you wrote it.
This is a sacred place.
Make it mean something to you and entertaining to others. We would like to fuck/get fucked for more than two minutes at a time, so well-crafted pieces that keep our attention for a bit are more likely to be published.
We are not accepting anymore poetry at this time.
Pasted in the email or a .doc file is great.
PLEASE INCLUDE A TITLE AND BIO. WRITE NON-FICTION OR FICTION IN YOUR SUBJECT LINE. IN YOUR BIO PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:
1) What is one of your favorite songs to have sex to?
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