by Kit Andrews
I'm in love with this girl. How do I know that I am in love with her? Well I could list off a bunch of mushy reasons that would make me sound like a Shakespeare plagiarizer or I could tell you the truth.
I know I love her when I'm done pissing and I decide not to flush the toilet when she's in the shower.
I know I lover her when she messes with the paper and I don't roll it up and smack her on the side of the head with it.
I know I love her when we go out to eat and I don't give her a price limit that ultimately leads to me ordering her food for her.
I know I love her when she says something so absurdly stupid it makes me want to call her retarded and I don't.
I know I love her when I look at another women, think about cheating, but don't and the reasons have nothing to do with possible baseball wielding brothers or fathers.
I know I love her when I actually take the time to tap her on the forehead before I cum in her mouth.
Kit Andrews is a living failure at the age of twenty-five who has just been able to admit that he's actually a pretty crappy World of Warcraft player. Not really his favorite song to have sex to, but a recurring trend none the less is Marilyn Manson's The Beautiful People.